radcoolswag: stasiascrolls: ok tumblr, i hear you loud and clear. Leonardo DOES deserve an Oscar.  but are we just going to ignore the fact that Johnny Depp has no Oscar either? He has never won an oscar WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE ACADEMY (via walkingthroughfireandfear)

radcoolswag:

stasiascrolls:

ok tumblr, i hear you loud and clear. Leonardo DOES deserve an Oscar. 

but are we just going to ignore the fact that Johnny Depp has no Oscar either?

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE ACADEMY

(via walkingthroughfireandfear)

me: wow I'm fat me: maybe I look ok me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now me: I am more than just my weight! me: who the fuck cares about anything me: I AM SO FAT. me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful me: i hate myself
peacepoetrypotter: solluxsucksdick: funkies: rumour: is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth did you take sex ed in texas let me just say that i live in texas and in my sexual education a girl asked what the clitoris was and the teacher told her that it didn’t exist. this frightens me (via dicksilhouette)

peacepoetrypotter:

solluxsucksdick:

funkies:

rumour:

is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth

did you take sex ed in texas

let me just say that i live in texas and in my sexual education a girl asked what the clitoris was and the teacher told her that it didn’t exist.

this frightens me

(via dicksilhouette)

damn-spot: One of the most stressful and terrifying moments is when you are watching a series/season finale, and you realize there isn’t enough time left in the episode for it to end the way you want. (Source: queer--skies, via peetaismyhero)

damn-spot:

One of the most stressful and terrifying moments is when you are watching a series/season finale, and you realize there isn’t enough time left in the episode for it to end the way you want.

(Source: queer--skies, via peetaismyhero)

condorn: 2young2care-yolo: condorn: how do u mute ur parents actually doing what they tell you to do thank u 2young2care-yolo (Source: condom, via walkingthroughfireandfear)

condorn:

2young2care-yolo:

condorn:

how do u mute ur parents

actually doing what they tell you to do

thank u 2young2care-yolo

(Source: condom, via walkingthroughfireandfear)

kuntsnuggles: I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago (via darkpoptoy)

kuntsnuggles:

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

(via darkpoptoy)

Me: I'M LEAVING YOU Me: FOR GOOD. Supernatural: I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD THIS TIME Me: NO, I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON LAST TIME Supernatural: JUST ONE MORE TRY. YOU'LL LEARN TO LOVE ME AGAIN, I SWEAR Me: ALL YOU DO IS HURT ME Supernatural: THAT WASN'T MY INTENTION. COME ON, JUST WATCH ME AGAIN Me: NO Supernatural: PLEEEEEAAAAASE Me: NO Supernatural: PRETTY PLEASE? Me: I SAID NO! Supernatural: I'VE GOT ATTRACTIVE MEN Me: SO? Supernatural: YOU LOVE ATTRACTIVE MEN Me: I CAN FIND ATTRACTIVE MEN ELSEWHERE Supernatural: BUT MINE HAVE GREAT PERSONALITIES Me: GOODBYE, SUPERNATURAL Supernatural: HAVE A JENSEN PLAYING DEAN WINCHESTER! Me: OKAY, MAYBE JUST A PEEK Supernatural: HAVE A SCHIZOPHRENIC MISHA WITH MULTIPLE IDENTITIES! Me: OKAY, FIVE MINUTES TOPS Supernatural: HAVE A MOOSE! Me: OKAY, I'LL JUST TURN THE VOLUME DOWN SO I CAN JUST FOCUS ON THEIR FACES Supernatural: LOOK! THEY'RE HAVING FUN AND BEING HOMOEROTIC! Me: YEAH, SO I'M GONNA NEED THE VOLUME TO GO AS HIGH AS IT CAN GO Me: OH THIS IS QUITE NICE, ACTUALLY. I DON'T THINK ANYTHING BAD'S GONNA HAP-- Supernatural: PAIN? DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED PAIN? HERE YOU GO Me: NO, I DIDN'T ASK FOR-- Supernatural: YOU WANT THEM TO TREAT EACH OTHER LIKE SHIT? OKAY, I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN Me: NOW HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE Supernatural: CHARACTER INCONSISTENCIES? YOU GOT IT Me: STOP THAT Supernatural: BAD WRITING? WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD MORE BAD WRITING? Supernatural: WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR BOYS TO CRY? I CAN MAKE THEM CRY Supernatural: I THINK I'LL TAKE MY FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON THE IMPALA Supernatural: HOW BOUT I KILL OFF YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER INSTEAD? Supernatural: MAYBE EVERYONE SHOULD BE GUEST STARS! Supernatural: I HEAR YOU LIKE WAITING, OKAY THAT'S GOOD. LET ME JUST TAKE A HIATUS. Me: THAT'S IT I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE Supernatural: NO, YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND DEVOTE YOUR LIFE TO ME
lovehealthlive: watchtheskytonight: phantas-mag0rical: erinchu: snorlaxlovesme: so i cleared my throat today and and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period i hope this has been educational This is so accurate it hurts my soul. I have never seen something so accurate before The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now Good (via walkingthroughfireandfear)

lovehealthlive:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

Good

(via walkingthroughfireandfear)